Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Barack & Michele's Excellent Adventure

The President returned to our shores after an 8 day European and Middle East tour. During his trip we learned that he doesn't work well without a teleprompter, that Michele doesn't know how to dress for the opera, let alone button a sweater, he thinks a whole lot of his speeches as he gifted the Queen with a DVD set of them(hopefully in a format she can watch) and, of course the world loves them both.

We also learned that he has duties that are not enumerated in the Constitution. He is Apologist-In-Chief as he laid prostrate during each speech, criticizing America for its arrogance in the past. He has plans to disarm our country, abrogating his responsibility as Commander-in-Chief, turning the Korean situation over the the U.N.

The good side to him being out of the country is that we haven't had him firing any C.E.O.s in the last 9 days and the market has done fairly well in his absence. I vote that we send him to Europe every month where they adore him. He gets his strokes and leaves us alone. That is a win-win in my book!

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