Topic of the Day : Same Sex Marriage

Things must be doing really well these days. The War on Terror is over, everyone that wants to work is working. The federal budget is balanced. The economy is humming like there is no tomorrow. All of these things must be true because the most important topic to the Democrats today seems to be repealing the Defense of Marriage Act.

Yes, my friends, Bevis and Butthead (Obama and Biden) along with their willing accomplices in the main stream media have decided that it's time that Bruce and Paul be able to get married. Same for Sherry and Mary. They are tired of those wacky right wingers denying them their rights and they are not going to stand for it anymore.

For the record, I personally think gay marriage is an abomination and goes against God. That being said I have plenty of faith that God can handle this without the help of the Prez, VP, Congress or me. The first clue should be that God didn't make very many of us hermaphroditic so for a man to give birth or a woman to inseminate another woman would require some divine intervention or some seriously screwed up doctors. Nonetheless, as God said of the Jews in the old testament, they are a stubborn and stiff-necked people. So it has been the most important issue in the presidential race: who will let me do what I want?

Of course this is an issue tailored made for those Godless Democrats. Their big tent has room for every perversion known to man and a few only known to the beasts of the field. Those evil Republicans, clinging to their Bibles and guns, want to set human rights back to the days of the Puritans. Do I have the lines drawn correctly?

Boys and girls this is political theater, nothing more! The whole purpose of this exercise is for both parties to shore up their bases so that they can lock those votes down and start chipping away at the political jellyfish better known as the moderates. Does either side really think that 20% of the population is going to have an epiphany and change their position either way? No! In fact if you poll the likely voters on the important issues of this election I doubt that same sex marriage is on the radar for either party. Those darn voters are more concerned about the economy, jobs, the war, or even who is going to win American Idol. So why do the media sycophants find it necessary to regurgitate everything that dumb ass  Biden says, regardless of the inanity of the subject? Because that is the game plan. This is no black helicopter conspiracy, just common sense observation.

So this drivel will die down in a few days and then we will get back on another hot topic like paying for some college girl's birth control medication. Then the old standby, abortion, will rear it's head and it will be game on! Meanwhile the 8.1% unemployment rate, which is more like 14% really, will languish in that area. Obama will spend money we don't have to put lipstick on this pig of an economy we are living with so that we will believe that a 2% annual growth rate in our economy is great.

The problems facing the country can be fixed by getting the government out of the way and let the capitalistic engine start humming again. In my opinion we had too much government when Reagan left office and it has done nothing but grow since then. I'm not real optimistic that Romney will be able to reduce the size of government but at least I think he will try. I will hold my nose and vote for him because I know the Chucklehead in Chief will NOT do anything to lessen government in our lives.

So please don't take your eye off the ball! Most of what they are talking about is not important and when they do talk about something important you can't get past the platitudes. Another 4 years will Obama will be disastrous!